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Epcot, the adult theme park

Epcot is what I like to call the grown up park. Instead of the hustle and bustle of main street, you’re greeted by a giant silver ball (much like what you get if you combine both halves of the esplanade balls into one, except rounder). So less of the immediate oomph but walk through and it is the sort of place that really grows on you.

It was the flower festival when we were there and we saw these amazing topiaries of Disney characters, which was almost like meeting the real characters. They just couldn’t sign the autograph book, but they’ll have to count for all those we couldn’t find.

Half the park is made up of the World Showcase, a collection of countries from Canada to China so you could literally take a trip around the world in a day.

Then the other half was called Future World and all the rides were there. Surprisingly, my favorite ride in all of Disney World came from Epcot – a nondescript little ride called Test Track. We were supposed to be car testers to ensure the safety of GM cars (product placement, anyone?). I shan’t spoil it for you but suffice to say, it was a brilliant mix of speed, sharp turns and surprises.

Kids may probably find it less exciting than the rest of the other parks but it is a nice place to relax and slow it down a notch while still enjoying the magic of Disney.

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Hollywood, baby

In between the conference sessions and dinner parties, I’ve been spending a lot of time in the parks. There are a total of 4 in Disney World and while they’re all magic, my order of favorites has got to be Magic Kingdom first, Hollywood Studios, Epcot, then Animal Kingdom. Well, maybe a tie between Hollywood Studios and Epcot; it’s really hard to choose.

Hollywood Studios is as its name suggests, a miniature Hollywood world. Plus a little bit of New York. But mostly, the theme is all about Hollywood’s movie magic.

And these are the HIMYM steps that I’ve always wanted to sit on  just so I can look nonchalant like a New Yorker. So we sat on the steps and had a New York moment.

Don’t ask me why I was holding Barbara’s head. It was just there asking to be held, you know, and I couldn’t say no to Barbara Walters.

So when you’re in Disney’s Hollywood Studios, there are a couple of things you absolutely have to do.

1. Rock ‘N’ Roller Coaster

I’m not really big on those insane upside-down roller coasters but the husband said it was out of this world so I was all “ok, bite the bullet” then the moment I got on and strapped down, I immediately regretted it. The whole time, I had my eyes closed, screaming my head off from start to finish. I seriously thought I was going to die. As far as roller coasters go, this was awesome, but once was enough for me.

2. Toy Story Midway Mania

This ride was right up my alley – happy, colorful, tons of fun and most importantly, SAFE. It was a 4-D ride where you went around shooting stuff in Toy Story world. Loved it.

3. Lights, Motors, Action Extreme Stunt Show

Classic Hollywood stunt show. If you’ve never seen one before, you don’t want to miss this, and if you have seen one before, you’d want to see it again. Fast cars, deadly chases, backward drives, fire and explosions, all the ingredients needed for a good action sequence.

4. Voyage of the Little Mermaid

I have to say that the Disney folks really know their musical productions. Definitely would have been a hit with the kids.

5. Jedi show

It was a chance for kids to train as a Jedi padawan. They got to put on a jedi robe, hold a lightsaber and come face to face with a very real (and intimidating) Darth Vader. Some of the smaller kids were so nervous their hands were trembling so violently and the bigger kids were thrilled to bits being able to resist the dark side. Hilarious and so much fun.

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And this is how you party

Remember a time when you had your first kid and thought you had to hang up your dancing shoes for good? You held a screaming baby in your arms and bade a tearful farewell to your partying days because that’s the kind of things parents do, right? Um, scratch that.

Because just when I resigned to the fact that my best partying days were behind me, nuh-uh, I just came back from the most insane party of my life. And I have seen some epic parties in my time, just none of them like this. I was all “you got to be kidding me, this blows every single party I’ve ever been to out of the universe, and they didn’t even need alcohol.” All I can say is Disney seriously knows how to bring their A-game to a party.

The kids were jumping and grooving and rolling around on the floor, pretty much having the time of their lives. Together with their parents and wait for it…the characters from Playhouse Disney. Like Handy Manny and Special Agent Oso. In case you didn’t get that, the kids were DANCING WITH HANDY MANNY AND SPECIAL AGENT OSO.

That just blew my mind.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tScvrQLoHig

And a special mention goes out to DJ Rene, an incredible party host.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8otzbolaR8

Plus a special video just for Truett, who thinks breakdancers are extraordinarily awesome.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5-r-cncd_A

Ok, I’ll say it now. Bad move not to bring the kids, we were so gutted that they weren’t part of the best Disney party in the history of epic parties. So I just had to do the extra dancing for them.