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World’s Deadliest Creatures

Ok so the kids are sweet and filled with sparkly rainbow confetti kind of awesome but if I’m honest with myself, there are times where I just want to gag them and stuff them in my closet for 20 minutes.

You’d think that in the grand scheme of things, like compared to a grizzly bear attack or a shark bite, dealing with a toddler’s tantrum is um, child’s play.

But then you realize that unlike having a cobra death-match where your end is swift and decisive, dealing with a baby requires you to listen to that annoying sing-song nasally whine that can go on and on and on and on and on some more until the thought of ripping off your own arm and feeding it to wolves is monumentally less painful.

With that in mind, I present to you my list of the world’s deadliest creatures.

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23 Comments

  • Reply Adorra March 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    I am not a mummy but I agree with you.
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    • Reply Daphne March 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

      I’d say enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts because once you have a kid, those days are over.

      • Reply Cathj April 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

        And we are not joking about it.. Haha..

  • Reply Leslie March 29, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Totally agree too… Till now i cannot take whining and i hate tantrum meltdowns every 3 minutes….no kidding.
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    • Reply Daphne March 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

      Me neither. I think I’m allergic to the sound of whining.

  • Reply Ai Sakura March 30, 2012 at 10:25 am

    deadliest especially when it’s in the middle of the night and you already half-dead from tiredness ><"
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    • Reply Daphne March 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

      Oh man those are the worst!

  • Reply Abby March 30, 2012 at 11:08 am

    You should put a toddler picture instead coz I believe all the tantrums and whinings are more for the terrible 2s, babies in their first year are relatively easy to look after. Right?

    My daughter is into her toddlehood soon, your sharing scared me. How can I be more armed? :-)

    • Reply Daphne March 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

      Abby, it’s probably not as bad as it sounds. At least not all the time heh. You might want to invest in some very good ear plugs?

  • Reply Rachel Teoh March 30, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    May I know what program you use to draw that picture?

    • Reply Daphne March 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

      My drawing is terrible so I didn’t even attempt to do it. Those are actually stock images I purchased. :)

  • Reply Elaine March 30, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    I don’t get the whines yet since its rather hard to express whines in a series of monosyllabic utterances but the hypersonic scream and epic meltdowns, oh my gosh!
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    • Reply Daphne March 30, 2012 at 10:34 pm

      LOL mine do all 3 and they rotate it quite effectively. Some days, they do all 3 in quick succession, it’s really quite an experience.

  • Reply esta April 1, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Gosh i think i too am allergic to whining. Thats probably why i keep putting off weaning him off the pacifier.

    • Reply Daphne April 4, 2012 at 10:10 am

      I know!! Tru is still sucking his thumb before he sleeps and I’m not mentally prepared to fight him on that yet.

  • Reply SengkangBabies April 1, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    Did you write in to National Geographic to produce a series?? I suppose most parents will agree with you wahaha !
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    • Reply Daphne April 4, 2012 at 10:11 am

      LOL I’m not sure National Geographic would agree with me though.. unless they have kids then yeah they probably will

  • Reply DancingMommy April 2, 2012 at 6:56 am

    I love my daughter to bits but sometimes she drives me up, erm through, the wall.
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    • Reply Daphne April 4, 2012 at 10:12 am

      I know right??!!!

  • Reply Cathj April 3, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    And the 3rd 1 is really not a joke.. Haha.. Wait until the gang come n join (the siblings.. I just dont understand why they love to join the ‘activity’)..

    • Reply Daphne April 4, 2012 at 10:12 am

      It’s going to be like a symphony of whines. Good thing my closet is big enough for 3 kids heh.

  • Reply Bun Bun Makeup Tips April 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    Somehow the cartoon bear and jellyfish look so much kinder (the jellyfish has a such a CUTE SMILE!).
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    • Reply Daphne April 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

      Hahahahha it was sort of intentional. I had to search for a scary looking baby for added effect.

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