Ok so the kids are sweet and filled with sparkly rainbow confetti kind of awesome but if I’m honest with myself, there are times where I just want to gag them and stuff them in my closet for 20 minutes.
You’d think that in the grand scheme of things, like compared to a grizzly bear attack or a shark bite, dealing with a toddler’s tantrum is um, child’s play.
But then you realize that unlike having a cobra death-match where your end is swift and decisive, dealing with a baby requires you to listen to that annoying sing-song nasally whine that can go on and on and on and on and on some more until the thought of ripping off your own arm and feeding it to wolves is monumentally less painful.
With that in mind, I present to you my list of the world’s deadliest creatures.
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I am not a mummy but I agree with you.
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I’d say enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts because once you have a kid, those days are over.
And we are not joking about it.. Haha..
Totally agree too… Till now i cannot take whining and i hate tantrum meltdowns every 3 minutes….no kidding.
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Me neither. I think I’m allergic to the sound of whining.
deadliest especially when it’s in the middle of the night and you already half-dead from tiredness ><"
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Oh man those are the worst!
You should put a toddler picture instead coz I believe all the tantrums and whinings are more for the terrible 2s, babies in their first year are relatively easy to look after. Right?
My daughter is into her toddlehood soon, your sharing scared me. How can I be more armed? :-)
Abby, it’s probably not as bad as it sounds. At least not all the time heh. You might want to invest in some very good ear plugs?
May I know what program you use to draw that picture?
My drawing is terrible so I didn’t even attempt to do it. Those are actually stock images I purchased. :)
I don’t get the whines yet since its rather hard to express whines in a series of monosyllabic utterances but the hypersonic scream and epic meltdowns, oh my gosh!
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LOL mine do all 3 and they rotate it quite effectively. Some days, they do all 3 in quick succession, it’s really quite an experience.
Gosh i think i too am allergic to whining. Thats probably why i keep putting off weaning him off the pacifier.
I know!! Tru is still sucking his thumb before he sleeps and I’m not mentally prepared to fight him on that yet.
Did you write in to National Geographic to produce a series?? I suppose most parents will agree with you wahaha !
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LOL I’m not sure National Geographic would agree with me though.. unless they have kids then yeah they probably will
I love my daughter to bits but sometimes she drives me up, erm through, the wall.
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I know right??!!!
And the 3rd 1 is really not a joke.. Haha.. Wait until the gang come n join (the siblings.. I just dont understand why they love to join the ‘activity’)..
It’s going to be like a symphony of whines. Good thing my closet is big enough for 3 kids heh.
Somehow the cartoon bear and jellyfish look so much kinder (the jellyfish has a such a CUTE SMILE!).
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Hahahahha it was sort of intentional. I had to search for a scary looking baby for added effect.