We’ve been having a blast playing this drawing game with the kids lately, sort of like pictionary but with less rules – it’s just me and the husband taking turns to draw random objects and the kids are supposed to guess what they are. First one who guesses correctly gets the point.
Neither of us have any artistic talents to speak of so some of their guesses are pretty wild and also laugh out loud hilarious.
May I present specimen A, one of the funniest rounds.
They got most of the easy ones like tree, car, tv, apples, basic animals.
And then I drew a whale. Which, might I add, looks EXACTLY like a whale.
Truett: What’s that? A WORM! With a tree on it’s head! A worm crawling into a small tree!
Kirsten: It’s a whale lah. That’s the water from the head, not a tree.
Kirsten: 1, Truett: 0
Next round, a necklace.
Kirsten: I know, it’s grapes!
Me: Nope, try again.
Truett: Small grapes and big grapes.
Me: No, forget grapes. Here’s a clue, it’s something you can wear on your neck.
Kirsten: It looks like grapes, see it’s round and small. You can’t wear grapes on your neck, mom!
Me: It’s not…Ok fine, call it grapes.
Kids: 1, Me: 0
Next round, baby Finn.
Kirsten: JESUS!
Truett: Ya, baby Jesus!
Me: Hahahaha. It was meant to be baby Finn but ok, Jesus would get you the point too.
Truett: How can this be baby Finn? He can walk now, how can he be wrapped up like a baby?
Me: Fine, smartypants.
Kids: 2, Me: 0
Final round, oranges.
Truett: BREASTS!
Me: What?? No!! These are not breasts.
Truett: Looks like breasts what. Breasts are round with a dot in the middle.
Me: *trying to keep a straight face* Please don’t call them breasts, I wouldn’t be drawing breasts for you, these are oranges. People don’t draw breasts ok guys, it’s not appropriate to draw body parts like breasts, penises, backsides…
Truett: I don’t know how to draw penis or backside, you know?
Kirsten: SO EASY!! Backside just draw like a round “W’ like that. *proceeds to demonstrate an air drawing with her finger*
Me: *not succeeding with my straight face attempts* No, please guys, no drawing backsides in public or anywhere for that matter. People will think I taught you that. Nothing wrong with those parts but it’s not appropriate to draw them. Ok? Come on, help me out here.
Kids: *they clearly think this is hilarious* Ok, we will draw a lot for you.
Kids: DECISIVE VICTORY, Me: KO.
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This post got me shaking uncontrollably (literally shaking) while trying my best to suppress the urge to burst out laughing on a very crowded bus!!!!
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PS those r definitely breast lah
LOL ok they do look a little bit like breasts, but wayyyy too perky.
This is hilarious!! I had a really long day and super exhausted. This one really perk me up! Thank u!
Haha most welcome! Happy to oblige. :)
Can we ever argue and win the kids? wahaha.
Normally, I will turn the table around and ask them smart-alecs to draw their own version (then I will be chuckling in the background).
cheers, Andy (SengkangBabies)
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