ARMPITS!!
Ohai, it’s just a thing we do around here. Whenever anyone (I mean me) shouts armpits, everyone in the vicinity has to flash their pits, fastest flasher wins. I know right, we teach them the most important skills.
It’s clear nobody does this better than Finn; this guy wins all the time, it’s not even fair.
“Ack! WHUTT?? A tiny baby??? He even looks like me, that’s so weird. What sorcery is this?”
“Um…hey??!! How’s it going, mini me? Also, why are you not flashing your armpits? Word of advice, respect the armpits, yo.”
“Okay let me help you out here. Step one, raise your arms as high as you can!! Step two, uhhh, that’s it. Just commit to step one and you’ll be fine.”
“Seriously, it’s like you’re not even trying here. Gah, you so cute imma eat your face!!”
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