The prettiest girl in the world

At 6 weeks, Kirsten is turning out to be a real looker. Even though she’s still an exact replica of her brother, her features are somehow softer and more girly. She’s got this coy smile that looks all Audrey Hepburn and it’s all in the eyes, I think. Tru has this glint in his eye like he’s up to no good all the time, but baby girl, her eyes are deep and soulful. And she has this way of looking at you that makes you want to melt.

It’s amazing how her features are changing everyday and at the rate she’s going, I’m going to have to beat off boys with a stick by the time she turns 18. Rather, her dad will be the one doing the beating. I’ll just point and laugh.

Now I know why my dad looked so stern when I brought the husband back the first time (He actually panicked and started stammering). Fathers will always be protective of their baby girls, and it’s their job to put the fear of God into the dudes who may be harboring carnal thoughts towards them. I can just see it. Flash forward 18 years.

Husband: So, young man, what are your intentions towards my daughter? While we’re at it, how many ex-girlfriends have you got and how many of them want you dead?

Random dude with the hots for Kirsten: I..I..I..

Husband: Speak up and stop stammering! If you break her heart, I’ll break your legs… with this stick right here.

Ideally, this will send him scurrying for the hills.

Unless of course, Kirsten ends up liking the boy. In which case, she’ll have her way because she’s got her daddy wound tightly around her little finger.