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April 2013

stuff best described as not safe for parents

Getting peed on is not fun. But apparently, it’s funny.

baby finn

Usually after baby Finn’s bath every morning, I do this thing where I put him on my bed and tickle him senseless. Right before I blow raspberries on his pudgy tummy. And munch on his chubby cheeks.

It’s the best time to do these things because a) he smells divine and b) it’s hard to resist with all his delicious rolls of baby fats staring at me.

If you didn’t know better, you’d think that he hates it because he’s shrieking and flopping around like a fish but I’m pretty sure that he actually likes it. Every time I stop, he eyes me with his cheeky grin and flashes me with another juicy baby thigh. Like “c’mon momma, more raspberries!!” So I gladly oblige.

The past couple of days, the little guy has been down with a massive viral fever so he’s been pretty stoned out but he looked a little better today and I thought I’d cheer him up with some post-bath tickling time. There I was trying to coax a giggle out of him with my super exciting raspberry blowing and all he could muster was a weak smile. So I figured ok, maybe I need more enthusiasm here and I buried my face into his tum tums when I felt something warm spreading all across the top of my shirt.

Sure enough, I was getting full scale peed on.

I didn’t have time to think so I jumped up and tried to get as far away as possible from the stream of pee but without my shirt absorbing the impact, it shot up into the air and landed everywhere. It was now my turn to shriek and flail as I tried to grab a nearby towel to contain the damage.

And I thought baby Finn was too sick to laugh but he must have thought the whole thing was a huge joke because he broke into a series of chuckles every time I shrieked.

The things I do to make this dude laugh.

seriously somewhat serious

The Mozzie Wipeout

I’ll admit that when I came across the article in the Straits Times on the record number of dengue cases this year, the first thought that came to mind was that it must have been caused by all the construction sites in the vicinity. And possibly the weird dude in my estate who mumbles to himself and keeps like 25 cats in his flat. Or the aunty downstairs who has enough potted plants along her corridor to form a small forest.

Basically anyone else but me.

According to the latest report from NEA, there have already been 515 cases in week 16, 5 times more than the same time period in 2010-2012.

dengue cases

I also found out that we are staying in one of the identified dengue cluster hotspots, eek! With 3 young kids in the house, I dare say that I’m more than a little concerned.

I told the husband about it and he told me about the time he got dengue fever as a teen. It was a terribly harrowing time for his family because his platelet count got dangerously low to the extent that it became life threatening and he had to be hospitalized for 3 days.

Honestly, I don’t know what I’d do if any of the kids got it so let’s just say that I’ll do whatever it takes to reduce the chances of that happening.

In line with the recent spike in dengue cases, NEA has increased efforts to reduce potential breeding habitats in the dengue clusters and in addition to that, they’ve also launched the 5-Step Mozzie Wipeout campaign, which encourages all of us to do our part to reduce mosquito breeding in our homes. I know the instinctive reaction is to think that we can’t possibly be breeding Aedes mosquitoes in our homes but the statistic for this is actually alarming – homes make up 67 per cent of the breeding habitats detected so while we all like to think that it’s the fault of the construction site down the road, it’s more likely that the mosquitoes found themselves a nice home in one of ours.

At this point, you’re probably asking, “what can I do?”

Ah, just the question I was hoping for.

We can all start by learning the 5-Step Mozzie Wipeout, which takes like 2 minutes and can be done once a week.

  • Change water in vases/bowls on alternate days
  • Turn over all water storage containers
  • Remove water from flower pot plates on alternate days
  • Clear blockages and put BTI insecticide in roof gutters monthly
  • Cover bamboo pole holders when not in use

5 step mozzie wipeout

These are all really simple steps that can go a long way in keeping our families and each other safe. The key is to remember to do it regularly, especially as we head into the dengue peak season.

In addition, go like the Stop Dengue Now Facebook page for community updates and dengue survivor experiences and follow @NEAsg on twitter for live updates. More information can also be found at the website here.

Finally, NEA’s anti-Dengue campaign “Do the Mozzie Wipeout” will be launched simultaneously on 28 April at several locations – Mayflower Mall, Senja-Cashew CC, Choa Chu Kang CC and Nee Soon South Khatib Plaza. Head by to find out more if you’re in the area.

And if you haven’t seen this hilarious clip by mrbrown, you really should. It’s old but gold.

how i pretend to be a cool mum

Shredhead again

There comes a point after every pregnancy where I will have a sudden moment of realization that all that baby weight isn’t just going to fall off on its own miraculously and I have to get off my fat ass to do something about it.

It’s usually not a pleasant moment which involves some comfort chocolate. Oh trust me, I see the irony in the entire situation. But it’s necessary – sort of like my last supper before I embark on the journey to a much smaller ass.

10 days ago, my moment of epiphany finally came and it was time for me to dig out the yoga mats and get reacquainted with my old friend Jillian Michaels for a fresh round of the 30 Day Shred. It was super effective the last time I did this after giving birth to Kirsten and I managed to lose 5-6kg so hopefully I see the same results this time around.

Here’s a journal of my progress over the past 10 days.

Day 1: OHMYGODHELPPPPPPPPPP!!! I feel like a large tub of lard doing jumping jacks…can’t breathe…might. actually. die.

Day 2: I have so much pain in muscles I didn’t even know I had. Like there are 4 different spots on my butt that are hurting right now when I move how is that even possible?

Day 4: Was carrying Finn to walk down a flight of steps and my legs almost gave way. He laughed and thought I was playing with him but I wasn’t. Falling down the stairs is no laughing matter.

Day 5: Still as difficult as ever. But at least I managed to finish the entire workout without stopping. Mental strength, come on!

Day 7: Couldn’t resist weighing myself and guess what? I didn’t lose a single pound and I still look like I’m 4 months pregnant. This is depressing.

Day 8: I feel fitter at least. Less like a large tub of lard and more like a smaller tub of lard. Maybe like a small pail of lard if I had to be precise.

Day 10: I just weighed myself again and after 10 days of this torture, I’ve put on 1 kg. FML.

Still Day 10: Apparently this happens because I’m converting my fats into raw muscle and muscle is more dense than fats so an equal weight of muscle takes up less space. Makes sense since my pants feel looser. Guess this is what an additional kg of muscle feels like.

I’m moving on to level 2 of the workout today. Wish me luck.

Kidspeak

You talk ang moh

In a bid to get Truett ready for Primary school, we’ve been trying to expose the kids to more Chinese. This includes the occasional smattering of Chinese in our daily conversations, Chinese storybooks and letting them interact with others in Chinese, which also means not jumping to the rescue and translating when others speak to them in Chinese. The hope is that they will somehow infer and respond accordingly.

It doesn’t always work though. In fact, it’s been quite hilarious watching him.

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Truett was at the hairdresser to get his hair done and I think the lady was from China so she spoke to him in Chinese.

Hairdresser: boy boy 坐直…

Truett: I don’t know what that is. You need to speak english.

Hairdresser: Sit high here.

Truett: *stares blankly at her*

Me (reluctantly intervening): Aunty said you need to sit up straight ok? Don’t slouch.

truett haircut

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During Chinese story time, I usually pause at key phrases and quiz them on what certain words mean.

Me: Guys, who knows what is 对不起?The tree said 对不起 to the animals right?

Kirsten: I know! 对不起 means eat food.

Me: Your head. 对不起 means I’m sorry. It’s got nothing to do with eating food.

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Last week, we met an elderly lady in the lift who asked Truett how old he was.

Aunty: 你今年几岁?

Truett: *holding up 5 fingers* Five years old.

Aunty: 五岁…很大了hor?

After we stepped out of the lift, Truett turned to me and said “Old people like to talk in Chinese. Next time when I’m old then I will talk in Chinese. Now I must talk in English.”

Nice try there, but you still have to learn Chinese. You’ll need it for Primary one.

kids in motion

My pint-sized boogiestar

Kirsten had a dance recital a couple of weeks back and I’ve been getting requests from you guys on the details. So for those who are interested, here they are.

It’s a dance class by O School called Boogiestar, tailored for younger preschoolers to introduce them to some basics. Instead of focusing on like intensive dance moves (which I believe is available for the older kids), they use stories and music to get them grooving. It’s all about self-expression and being comfortable moving to the music for now.

I guess it’s working because these days when we step into a store playing groovy music, Kirsten spontaneously breaks into a freestyle dance – it’s super cute. I’d try to keep up but the only dance move I know is Just The Hands Part Of Single Ladies, and obviously with much less finesse than Michelle Obama so I’m just going to leave all the boogieing to my little boogiestar.

And of course, a video of the recital below!